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The ax. Always go for the ax.
Yeah. It's the closest to an actual weapon. And I've used hatchets and axes (in a chopping wood context) before.
At least it might have some use chopping wood for the burner.
Number one: The guy has clearly either knocked himself out or slit his own throat and is dying on the floor.
Number two: Strong grip, ready for anything, but doesn't really want to run the risk of holding two of them.
Number three; not even mallninja catalog models will hold this trainwreck
Number 4: This guy wouldn't even cut his jelly donut without putting on fingerless gloves: the pinnacle of mallninja PPE. And why is he standing there with his feet together like a goober?
Saggy droopy knife pls
2 is from chronicles of riddick
Number two. I mean, its sub optimal compared to kitchen knives, but not completely useless unlike the other two.
Number 1 if the main purpose is to obviously kill myself.
I mean I'd take the axe. Doesn't suffer from complete disability and has a blade that won't snag on everything it touches. Plus back spike. The handle is stupid but if the whole thing we're constructed well enough not to break on a single use that's a no brainer.
2 might be pretty good for cutting vegetables if you reverse the grip
Lol 1 is just a sword with erectile dysfunction. I’d go for the axe because apart from the design, it seems like a standard enough tried and true axe
Am I a mall ninja if I bought number 2 a long time ago because I'm a pretty big fan of chronicles of Riddick.
Really only the games and not the movies besides the animated one.
The ulaks are actually quite practical in design. I think it was Skallagrim who did a great video on that, but I can’t seem to find it
The one with a gun in it!
The axe??? Maybe? These all look like cheap pot metal, and cutouts from steel sheets. I wouldn't trust that axe to cut a pair of neckbeard chopsticks without bending or leaving a gouge in the blade.
1 wont work 2 and 3 would hurt your hands 4 seems awkward to use
2,but hes holding it wrongly
Probably 4 because I’d actually be able to hold it without killing myself first
Tbh, 4 seems the most functional, but it's still retarded
1 so I could feel the sweet release of death faster
The axe cuz it’s the only usable one