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On a flight back from Russia, a flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the captain immediately…
As my cum dribbled down my girlfriend’s chin I looked her in the eyes and said, “Do you like that?”
I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta.
A horse and a hen are playing in a field...
My ADD always beats me when I’m trying to do my homework.
People who are offended when I breast feed in public need to shut the fuck up.
Did you hear about what happened to the really offensive joke about cows?
An Australian ventriloquist is visiting Afghanistan.
I called “Shotgun” long before anyone else did, but I had to still sit in the back seat.
A mother and a son walk into a doctor's office
Glass - Official Trailer
22 [F4M] Boring weekend..
Ever notice how the dmv’s seats are set up like pews kind of like in a church?
Boy finding out he has a new best friend for life.